the dust settles.

sorry it took so long, kids. this little bastard was growing in my throat. it's gone now. calm down. also, tried somethin' a 'lil different with the art in this one and it ended taking me about three times as long- which is fine. mondays are meant to be wasted.

i'll update this post in a bit. at the moment, i'm tired.

prepare for battle.

the best part about writing this comic strip is that i can do half of it while doing laundry, and the other half whist stone drunk on wine coolers, vodka, and half a bottle of wine.

i get shit DONE on my weekends.

for real though, anybody who hasn't had the pleasure of a charleston chew needs to make an effort immediately. protip: put it in the freezer, then slam it on a hard surface. now you have bite sized candies that crunch at first, but chew next!

i should also point out that thanks to you people clicking on my ads (down there!!) i've made $1.62. keep up the good work!

the bravest beginning.

hello friends. this is my new blog. it will be updated once a week with a new comic.

these are for you to enjoy at your leisure.

below the comics you will find words i wrote talking about whatever i want.

these are for me to enjoy at my leisure.

just clicky the linkos (spanish for "click the links") above to view them.

that said, they say that it's important to start strong in everything you do, so in honor of that sage wisdom, i start this blog with not one... but two comics. this was easy to accomplish because i made them before i even made this blog. that's a little behind the scenes for you, my loyal fans.

let's get this train wreck started, shall we?