tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2770155544194535282011-04-21T22:07:35.126-07:00The blank stare of a bovine. The sun sets on Montana. <p> I'm sorry.</p>Tanner Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13326287438991161327noreply@blogger.comBlogger261100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-277015554419453528.post-1894532134532625212009-01-13T17:29:00.000-08:002009-01-13T17:30:39.815-08:00

This was my horoscope today.On that note, I'm taking an official break until I get my shit together.I'm sorry.But I'll be back someday.

Tanner Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13326287438991161327noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-277015554419453528.post-6216894748580661322009-01-02T17:43:00.001-08:002009-01-02T17:44:44.892-08:00

Sorry, been too busy to make a comic, but here's something I drew! Happy new years, ya'll.

Tanner Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13326287438991161327noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-277015554419453528.post-2532921949719614102008-12-23T15:51:00.000-08:002008-12-23T15:56:36.400-08:00

Merry Christmas.

Tanner Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13326287438991161327noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-277015554419453528.post-16961342149052604742008-12-17T20:24:00.001-08:002008-12-17T20:26:00.412-08:00

GIGGLE.

Tanner Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13326287438991161327noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-277015554419453528.post-6906583231055217812008-12-09T18:57:00.000-08:002008-12-09T19:20:58.315-08:00

Sorry I took so long. I'm sure you understand.But, I have to say- I've gotta plan, and it's awesome. At least I think it's awesome.It MIGHT be super awful, but just thinkin' about it makes me feel like sunshine on cheesecake (two very wonderful things).Enjoy!

Tanner Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13326287438991161327noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-277015554419453528.post-71197786938453770782008-12-05T19:01:00.000-08:002008-12-05T19:02:49.183-08:00

Man. Comics are for quakers.

Tanner Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13326287438991161327noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-277015554419453528.post-22405186289114776192008-11-17T22:01:00.001-08:002008-11-17T22:01:59.861-08:00

SIT AND SPIN.

Tanner Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13326287438991161327noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-277015554419453528.post-73199218160863131582008-11-12T17:23:00.000-08:002008-11-12T17:30:20.544-08:00

Here's another old one for you! I'm both sorry for the late update, and apologetic that I didn't actually make a new one. The reason for this is because I have a cold, and that makes me less inclined to create!Now, if i was doing this for a living, and it was my JOB to post one of these (even daily!), you bet'cha there'd be a comic waiting for you on time, every time.But you ungrateful savages.

Tanner Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13326287438991161327noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-277015554419453528.post-22956839231022371492008-11-04T17:59:00.000-08:002008-11-04T18:02:27.966-08:00

Old school fans will recognize this, new school fans might like it, and I personally love it.Dr. Seuss for president.

Tanner Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13326287438991161327noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-277015554419453528.post-32887234039574509272008-10-29T19:26:00.000-07:002008-10-29T19:28:37.503-07:00

sorryit'slatelongweekgoodnight

Tanner Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13326287438991161327noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-277015554419453528.post-73755803478960276582008-10-21T18:43:00.001-07:002008-10-21T18:48:28.703-07:00

This comic makes my hands hurt sometimes. As well as my brain. Just like women!Tee hee.Some people (my parents) have been complaining that I don't write more in these posts, but this is difficult for me. I want this blog to be about the comic itself, the people that read it, and general funnybusiness. I don't want to talk about my life in it simply because it's really, really uninteresting, and

Tanner Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13326287438991161327noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-277015554419453528.post-5657568821935251382008-10-13T18:15:00.001-07:002008-10-13T21:23:54.393-07:00

This is the best one yet.

Tanner Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13326287438991161327noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-277015554419453528.post-14247254564934941252008-10-07T18:54:00.000-07:002008-10-07T18:56:33.813-07:00

Bah.

Tanner Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13326287438991161327noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-277015554419453528.post-39892090950763060102008-09-30T19:03:00.001-07:002008-09-30T19:06:17.758-07:00

Every day, I receive literally THOUSANDS of e-mails on how I manage to squeeze every last drop of humor into every comic I make.Aw man. That wasn't funny.Wait. Let me start over.Ummmm.Nothin'!See ya next week.

Tanner Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13326287438991161327noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-277015554419453528.post-65572834951211163942008-09-22T18:39:00.001-07:002008-09-22T18:42:42.184-07:00

Lookit what I made!It's for work.Hope you like that, and the comic! And if you don't? I guess everyone is entitled to their opinion, regardless of how brutal and jaded it is! Which is totally fine! I guess!Rock Band 2, ya'll.

Tanner Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13326287438991161327noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-277015554419453528.post-38295518698472319172008-09-15T18:50:00.001-07:002008-09-15T18:51:13.041-07:00

Shame on me for not even trying!Love ya!

Tanner Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13326287438991161327noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-277015554419453528.post-29081163251570576062008-09-11T18:49:00.000-07:002008-09-11T18:53:40.105-07:00

I kinda wish 7/11 would give away free Slushies on 9/11 too. You know? It's the LEAST they could do.Here's the comic, thanks to Mat for the concept word. You guys have ides? Send'em my way! They could be as little as one word of inspiration, or you could completely write the script and I'll draw it out however I see fit!Annnnyway.**yawn**Time to clean house. See ya next week!

Tanner Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13326287438991161327noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-277015554419453528.post-73232720152896593392008-09-02T22:36:00.000-07:002008-09-04T17:37:01.080-07:00

I promised![Edit: I think this one mighta been a lil too "high concept", cuz even I don't get it.]

Tanner Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13326287438991161327noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-277015554419453528.post-9615955564326933132008-09-02T20:22:00.000-07:002008-09-02T20:25:15.569-07:00

Here's the new comic! It's about things.Hope everyone had a fantastic labor day weekend, and if you didn't, take a nap! Allergic to naps? Nap in medicine. See ya tomorrow!

Tanner Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13326287438991161327noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-277015554419453528.post-18432410469692835732008-08-18T20:04:00.000-07:002008-08-18T21:58:11.823-07:00

Trying something a little different with this one. I guess people got confused by the idea of clicking on the words at the top of the post.Honestly, I'm not sure where I thought it was a good idea in the first place.Lemmie know what you think.In other news, people need to stop making other people. That is all.

Tanner Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13326287438991161327noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-277015554419453528.post-1914489823998142242008-08-11T18:17:00.000-07:002008-08-18T22:00:01.936-07:00

Okay. So it turns out more people read this thing than I thought. My MOM reads this thing. Which is neat. She says her favorite one is the vodka strip. I thought all mothers ever never drank vodka in their life.Apparently, I was mistaken.Hi mom! You lush.Anyway, I now have someone that's sure to be cracking a whip over my ever so tender work ethic to ensure a relatively consistent stream of stick

Tanner Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13326287438991161327noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-277015554419453528.post-3425265136693032082008-06-24T20:06:00.000-07:002008-06-24T20:07:28.504-07:00

I'm Lazy.

Tanner Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13326287438991161327noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-277015554419453528.post-69995269169454006942008-05-16T18:03:00.000-07:002008-08-18T22:04:49.407-07:00

eh. so much for one a week.for the "long time" fans of my comic, this one should be more than a little familiar. for some reason, it's my favorite strip i've ever done. but for the newcomers... it's new to you! pardon the lack of color, but i wanted to maintain the integrity of the strip. it's a classic.i just got home from seeing speed racer, and allow me to rant a little bit... but not about

Tanner Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13326287438991161327noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-277015554419453528.post-3528401362869342392008-04-28T21:19:00.000-07:002008-08-18T22:06:58.165-07:00

sorry it took so long, kids. this little bastard was growing in my throat. it's gone now. calm down. also, tried somethin' a 'lil different with the art in this one and it ended taking me about three times as long- which is fine. mondays are meant to be wasted.i'll update this post in a bit. at the moment, i'm tired.

Tanner Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13326287438991161327noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-277015554419453528.post-386513387460760292008-04-13T16:46:00.000-07:002008-08-18T22:10:29.240-07:00

the best part about writing this comic strip is that i can do half of it while doing laundry, and the other half whist stone drunk on wine coolers, vodka, and half a bottle of wine.i get shit DONE on my weekends.for real though, anybody who hasn't had the pleasure of a charleston chew needs to make an effort immediately. protip: put it in the freezer, then slam it on a hard surface. now you have

Tanner Parkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13326287438991161327noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-277015554419453528.post-57161815843491004422008-04-02T19:25:00.000-07:002008-08-18T22:09:24.391-07:00

hello friends. this is my new blog. it will be updated once a week with a new comic.these are for you to enjoy at your leisure. below the comics you will find words i wrote talking about whatever i want.these are for me to enjoy at my leisure.just clicky the linkos (spanish for "click the links") above to view them.that said, they say that it's important to start strong in everything you do, so

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