HNY

Sorry, been too busy to make a comic, but here's something I drew! Happy new years, ya'll.

Ho Ho Ho? Oh Oh Oh!!

Merry Christmas.

Filler

GIGGLE.

I've Got Plans.

Sorry I took so long. I'm sure you understand.

But, I have to say- I've gotta plan, and it's awesome. At least I think it's awesome.

It MIGHT be super awful, but just thinkin' about it makes me feel like sunshine on cheesecake (two very wonderful things).

Enjoy!

Man. Comics are for quakers.

I DONT CARE!ZKSJ:AS

SIT AND SPIN.

Here's another old one for you! I'm both sorry for the late update, and apologetic that I didn't actually make a new one. The reason for this is because I have a cold, and that makes me less inclined to create!

Now, if i was doing this for a living, and it was my JOB to post one of these (even daily!), you bet'cha there'd be a comic waiting for you on time, every time.

But you ungrateful savages. You TAKE TAKE TAKE. I GIVE GIVE GIVE. HOW DOES IT FEEL? YOU TAKER! YOU TAKING TAKER!

Thhhaaaaattttt must be the day/nyquil/vodka three-hit combo talking.

Okay. I'm lying about the vodka.

I'm also lying about how many people I've punched in the mouth for no reason other than to "see how it feels". Also, I'm lying about the lady that lived in Florida that we called the "squirrel lady" that would take care of injured squirrels that buried my blind pet squirrel, Cassie.

WAIT! The squirrel bit was actually true. JEEZ THESE MEDS. Okay bye!

onna string

Old school fans will recognize this, new school fans might like it, and I personally love it.

Dr. Seuss for president.

itsalateone

sorryit'slatelongweekgoodnight

The Saddest Day Ever? I Think Not!

This comic makes my hands hurt sometimes. As well as my brain. Just like women!

Tee hee.

Some people (my parents) have been complaining that I don't write more in these posts, but this is difficult for me. I want this blog to be about the comic itself, the people that read it, and general funnybusiness. I don't want to talk about my life in it simply because it's really, really uninteresting, and the stuff I find interesting in it tends to be the stuff you skip over when reading someones livejournal.

I promise though, if something fun happens to me, you guys will be the first to know about it!

Like this: My First Fancomic! Thanks SubSonix! You're the greatest!

Until next week, stop picking your butt in public! Unless you have a nice butt, in which case, shame on me for even looking!

Long Day

This is the best one yet.

Why Everybody Should Avoid Swimming, Rivers, and Bridges

Bah.

Picky Eaters are Condemned to Eat in Hell

Every day, I receive literally THOUSANDS of e-mails on how I manage to squeeze every last drop of humor into every comic I make.

Aw man. That wasn't funny.

Wait. Let me start over.

Ummmm.

Nothin'!

See ya next week.

Because they are Terrible

Lookit what I made!

It's for work.

Hope you like that, and the comic! And if you don't? I guess everyone is entitled to their opinion, regardless of how brutal and jaded it is! Which is totally fine! I guess!

Rock Band 2, ya'll.

One Last Desperate Cry

Shame on me for not even trying!

Love ya!

Never Quit OR Give Up EVERFOREVER

I kinda wish 7/11 would give away free Slushies on 9/11 too. You know? It's the LEAST they could do.

Here's the comic, thanks to Mat for the concept word. You guys have ides? Send'em my way! They could be as little as one word of inspiration, or you could completely write the script and I'll draw it out however I see fit!

Annnnyway.

**yawn**

Time to clean house. See ya next week!

Part 2

I promised!

[Edit: I think this one mighta been a lil too "high concept", cuz even I don't get it.]

After a Long Day, the Masters Must Rest.

Here's the new comic! It's about things.

Hope everyone had a fantastic labor day weekend, and if you didn't, take a nap! Allergic to naps? Nap in medicine. See ya tomorrow!

On and Up

Trying something a little different with this one. I guess people got confused by the idea of clicking on the words at the top of the post.

Honestly, I'm not sure where I thought it was a good idea in the first place.

Lemmie know what you think.

In other news, people need to stop making other people. That is all.

A Warriors Return

Okay. So it turns out more people read this thing than I thought. My MOM reads this thing. Which is neat. She says her favorite one is the vodka strip. I thought all mothers ever never drank vodka in their life.

Apparently, I was mistaken.

Hi mom! You lush.

Anyway, I now have someone that's sure to be cracking a whip over my ever so tender work ethic to ensure a relatively consistent stream of stick figured hilarity. If anybody has suggestions as to what the next comic should be about, leave a comment, and who knows?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I just might.

Love you all!